In a Perfect World...

In a perfect world we think the following Cabinet positions should be held by*:

Secretary of Homeland Security: Droopy Dog, "Because no one, no one would make. us. mad."

Secretary of Veterans' Affairs: The World War 1 Flying Ace, because who would be better than someone who fought the Red Baron himself?

Secretary of Education: Owl (from Winnie the Pooh), because as you know his great uncle he happened to be one of the very first barn owls to, oh, well you already know all about this...

Secretary of Energy: The Tasmanian Devil, if he can keep spinning he probably can keep our turbines going.

Secretary of Transportation: Road Runner, because the word "road" is in his name.

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Gopher (from Winnie the Pooh), the structures might not be secure, but god dammit they will be built!

Secretary of Health and Human Services: Pop Eye the Sailor Man, "EAT YOUR SPINACH!"

Secretary of Labor: Robin Hood, who would be better for speaking on behalf of the masses?

Secretary of Commerce: Brain, because he is a genius. Duh. (And his friends are insane. Just your typical business man).

Secretary of Agriculture: Rabbit (from Winnie the Pooh), he will keep pests out of every garden of America (including Tiggers).

Secretary of the Interior: Pocahontas, she helped us once with relations with the natives, she could do it again. And who better to run our national parks, man?

Attorney General: Arnold (from Hey Arnold!), he stands up for what he believes in while still following the rules. And he's Arnold. So he is just plain awesome.

Secretary of Defense: Pepe le Pew, he can embrace the world in peace and love and still manage to keep our enemies away. (We would have put "repulse" but that would have been a little harsh for his feelings).

Secretary of Treasury: Scrooge McDuck, with him in charge of our money we will never have another financial crisis, because all of our money will be stored away in the government's vault.

Secretary of State: Donald Duck, Everyone loves Donald Duck, it would improve our relations everywhere.

Vice President: Mark Anthony (see clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO2FeEal0W4) the tough guy who still has our best interests in mind.

President: Pinky. Narf Point! 'Nuff said.

*We decided in order to have a perfectly run world it could only be run by cartoons.