We discovered that anything can be dirty taken out of context. This includes Disney movies! So if you don't mind ruining your childhood please continue reading and see how we summarized/characterized some of Disney's finest!
Snow White:
Woman leaves home to live with seven men.
Pinocchio:
Every time he lies, his wood grows longer.
Fantasia:
Crocodiles try to lay Hippopotami.
Dumbo:
Getting drunk will make you forget how you got there.
Bambi:
Girl goes for boy with big horns.
Excited best friend can't control his thumping.
Three Cabellaros:
Three best friends chase Latin American tail.
Cinderella:
Woman's magic only works late at night.
Woman's friends fit in tight spaces.
Old woman makes a young woman's pumpkins grow.
Men only like women who have huge... pumpkins.
Woman leaves job of tending to lots of cocks.
Alice in Wonderland:
Woman plunges down long hole; surprises await.
Woman cannot get flamingo straight and firm.
Peter Pan:
Young woman goes to an Island of boys.
Lady and the Tramp:
'nuff said.
Sleeping Beauty:
One prick can really knock a girl out.
One Hundred and One Dalmatians:
Married couple steals over 80 children.
Where did those dalmatians come from anyway?
The Sword and the Stone:
Young boy pulls out huge sword. (Crowd impressed with huge sword).
Old man puts himself in old woman.
The Jungle Book:
Bear loves boy. Jaguar loves boy. Tiger wants boy. Fighting ensues!
Aristocats:
Duchess wakes up naked in a strange place.
Robin Hood:
Help the poor and the rich will help you.
Marian likes Robin for his straight, long arrow.
The Rescuers:
To remove large diamond: apply moisture.
The Great Mouse Detective:
Little girl finds comfort with two older men.
One man's pussy is another man's peril.
Oliver and Company:
Man steals girl's pussy... cat.
The Little Mermaid:
Woman learns to spread her legs.
The Rescuers Down Under:
Old man captures boy who eventually caves and gives him what he wants.
Beauty and the Beast:
Woman becomes friends with candlestick.
Woman likes big monstrous men.
Aladdin:
Rubbing a lamp gives you whatever pleasures you desire.
Boy and his monkey find the right woman.
The Lion King:
Slimy... yet satisfying.
One pounce can lead to love tonight.
Pocahontas:
Man becomes friendly with furry woodland creatures.
Girl and grandmother toy with boy.
Grandma slaps two young men in the ass.
Men refuse to let go of their guns.
Toy Story:
Andy stops playing with his Woody.
Hercules:
Man grows larger to impress father.
No matter how hard he tries, man cannot impress father.
Boy pulls his step father after his ass is injured.
Mulan:
Woman dresses as man to seduce another man.
Men don't recognize naked woman when they see one.
Tarzan:
Woman is impressed by man's apes.
Toy Story 2:
Buzz finds Andy's Woody.
If anyone does read this and comes up with their own synopsis of these or any Disney movies please leave us a comment!
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